The Donald Trump Advice Column
First, Mr. President, please pause this war for the NCAA tournament. America cannot, in good conscience, dodge work, watch television and gamble on Thursday and Friday with you and Israel attacking multiple countries. Speaking of Israel, Mr. President, please speak to them about what a ceasefire consists of. Israel already flattened the Gaza Strip, but they continue to attack refugee camps six months into a ceasefire. Almost a thousand of the over 70,000 people that Israel has killed have come since the ceasefire. While we are speaking about military terms, Mr. President, please talk to your Secretary of Defense about who wrote the rules of war after WW2 that international law abides by. Murder on the high seas with no evidence or attempt to convict; torpedoing unarmed training vessels full of cadets, killing 84 and refusing to save the rest; speaking about giving no quarter or mercy to the enemy, in clear violation of accepted laws we expect our own enemies to adhere...